Bruno Fernandes : Premier League

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by prodigal_mind, Jan 11, 2020.

  1. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Dominated by brentford, they had 31 shots. He been trash practically all season.

    Portugal is probaly the most overrated team going into the euro. So many fraud players. We are cooked once we catch a team with a good midfield,
     
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Beast. With his weak foot too.

    https://dubz.co/v/qpn9n1

    Most goals and assists of any midfielder in Europe top 5 leagues since he made his Man Utd debut.

    Dude created 9 chances (1 assist) against Sheffield United. No player has managed more in a single game this season.

    Creative genius. And dudes wanna talk about other scrubs on the Portuguese NT. Laughable.
     
  3. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    7 goals and 2 assists in his last 5 games. Guys been dragging trash teams up the table his whole career.

    people keep trying to chirp the guy for not being as good as KdB. Even if he’s not as good, he’s a lot closer to KdB than anyone else is to him. And he plays every single game.
     
  4. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    The English pundits keep shitting on Bruno and making it look like he's a complete cry baby bum. Facts don't lie though and he's been putting up the numbers with this terrible United team.
     
  5. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    #405 prodigal_mind, Apr 26, 2024
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2024
    Zero major trophies, zero interest from elite teams.6th place, below aston villa and totenham. What a legend. Its interesting you chose to brag about a long range goal from him though, he hasnt scored one in about a year and has had about 900 attempts before this one went in.

    Notice how most of the players on this list of most chances created are not elite players? If pascal gross was portuguese yall would be sucking him off too.

    Andreas pereira is only 18 chances created behind bruno, and he has 400 less minutes and even plays for a worse team. Is he also world class?

    Anyways, call me when any of the following happens:
    1. A major european club with realistic champions league aspirations shows any interest in buying him.
    2. Wins a major trophy
     

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  6. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    #406 SCP21, Apr 26, 2024
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2024
    Lol the revisionist history of pretending United isn’t a major European club. I know you’re just trolling, but you know it isn’t easy for anyone to move between top clubs unless the player throws a hissy fit.

    The “he’s won nothing” argument is so boring. It’s ESPN level of lazy, misleading reporting. I guess Gabby Jesus is better than Harry Kane right? ******** it, I guess Paulinho is better than Harry Kane too?
     
  7. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Don't bother with this dude. Making up random benchmarks that only appeal to himself to justify all the shitty Benfica players that have come through his club. Trying to apply a team statistic to an individual player is hilariously fallacious. It doesn't occur to this dude that good players get stuck on dysfunctional teams, and the only reason he's created this made-up statistic is because all the over-hyped flops that have come through Seixal (and there are tons of them) end up on good teams. So when dog shit players like FAILix, Sanches, Darwin, etc end up on elite teams and suck a thousand dicks and end up on the bench, this dude can sit there and say, "well they've won 'major' trophies! See!" to try and justify whether they are any good.

    I'll just leave these here:

    https://theathletic.com/5340513/2024/03/18/joao-felix-barcelona-atletico-madrid-la-liga-future/

    https://dailysports.net/news/barca-...ective-action-in-matches-against-real-madrid/

    https://www.chiesaditotti.com/2023/...-renatos-injury-riddles-continue-to-hurt-roma

    https://www.liverpool.com/liverpool-fc-news/features/liverpool-darwin-nunez-crystal-palace-29004348


    Let's face it. Your club produces overrated and overpriced dog shit. The true swindlers of European football.
     
  8. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Bruno this year for united.

    ◉ Most G/A⁠
    ◉ Most goals⁠
    ◉ Most assists⁠
    ◉ Most shots⁠
    ◉ Most shots on target⁠
    ◉ Most chances created⁠
    ◉ Most high turnovers⁠
    ◉ Most possession won⁠
    ◉ Most possession won final ⅓⁠
    ◉ Most possession won middle ⅓⁠
    ◉ Most successful final ⅓ passes⁠
    ◉ Most successful passes into final ⅓⁠
    ◉ Most successful passes into opp. half⁠
    ◉ Most successful passes into opp. box⁠
    ◉ Most through-balls⁠
    ◉ Most flick-ons⁠
    ◉ Most lay-offs⁠
    ◉ Most crosses⁠
    ◉ Most duels⁠

    But he whines every once in a while so it negates everything else.
     
  9. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    I don't think you understand how garbage Manutd is right now..... whos their second highest scorer? mctominay? That team is in absolute shambles right now..... I just finished watching Sancho terrorize Psg and United had anthony starting over him...... Nobody is saying Bruno is trash, I just don't think he's a world class midfielder who a lot of ppl like to compare to KDB when a guy like bruno is "leading" your team in duels and possession won your in trouble.

    But like ive said a thousand times I want him to succeed, like every other Portuguese player i
     
  10. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Lol you’re literally proving my point. I do understand how garbage united is. I do understand it’s in shambles. That’s why it’s so impressive that through the efforts of this one guy, they’re in sixth place in the best league in the world. I agree with you, he shouldn’t be leading every category. But be he is, he’s dragging this - as you said - garbage team all the way up to sixth. I don’t know why that should be held against him?

    Lol at nobody is saying he’s trash. There’s someone saying that on this page alone. Scroll up. You like the guys posts pretty often.

    Like I said before, even if he’s not as good a kdb, he’s a lot closer to kdb than anyone else is to him. And he’s available every single game.

    Also, how is not world class? What exactly is he missing to be world class? He’s the most impactful player on at worst the third best national team in the world. Only one player has had more goal involvements than him since he joined the premier league. Please, wise one, grace us with the knowledge of what else he needs to do before being considered “world class”. Apparently being in the top .001% of people who play this sport isn’t enough.
     
  11. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    aside from picking out a decent ball here and there Bruno doesn't do anything else exceptionally well, first touch is average, below average dribbler, average pace, below average strength, above average long-distance shooting. petulant attitude. In my opinion, to be considered world-class you have to have above average qualities in everything I mentioned above. Like I said before, unfortunately, I watch manutd play and although his stats are "impressive" considering the current state of the united team he doesn't pass the eye test, he's sloppy in possession, has poor decision making skills. An example would be this.... vitinha this season for PSG has had way better performances for his club than Bruno although I'll concede that it's in the french farmers' league. In terms of Bruno being our most impactful player on the NT who have we played that we shouldn't be beating by 3 goals? we have an extremely talented squad and Bruno basically plays the #10 role which imo in the most important position..... if you put bsilva in that spot, vitinha in that spot even felix in that spot with the talent we have as a collective plus the competition we have played so far I'm certain we would see the same results. IM ROOTING FOR BRUNO i want him to be everything you say he is. I JUST DONT SEE IT.
     
  12. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    lol I don’t get you man. You say 10 is the most important position. Then list a bunch of players that have been snubbed for that position because every single manager has determined to Bruno is the best man for the position. I donno man, I guess you know better than all these professionals.

    This isn’t fifa dude. Average compared to what? Your rules say that you have to have “above average” in all those wildly generic categories. Messi not world class then?

    I also find it so funny that people can’t shut up about Bruno’s apparently “petulant” attitude. Guys been made captain for every single club he’s played for and for his country. But, again, guess you know better.

    The good news is, you can rest easy, he is everything I said he is. I used stats and numbers and performances. You used the famous “eye test”.
     
  13. money11

    money11 Member

    Apr 15, 2007
    something about you is off..... messi is not above average in most of the categories ive mentioned? are you high? have you ever watched a game of football? every single manager? you mean the santos and Martinez? two managers one of who just started and hasn't played a decent team yet. did you not watch dortmund vs psg? vitinha was psg best player in BOTH LEGS and look at that squad. yes you used stats, but what stats did you present? bruno did the most this, the most that..... yes he scored the most goals for united... how many? 10.... 4 were penalties. your world class #10 scored 6 goals from open play? wowwwwww lol and if you don't see how bruno has a petulant attitude your not paying attention, you clearly don't watch games.... you gotta be one of these guys that just watches Portuguese league games. honest question, What was the last game you watched a full 90min??
     
  14. SCP21

    SCP21 Member+

    Jul 1, 2011
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    #414 SCP21, May 8, 2024 at 1:51 PM
    Last edited: May 8, 2024 at 1:59 PM
    Kid in your last post you said you had to be above average in ALL categories, and now you changed it to most? Not reading the rest of this shit.

    The thing is man, you are very clearly basing your whole opinion on not liking “Fernandez” because he whines to the refs. Which is fair. But you don’t need to invent a whole personality around him that just isn’t there. If he’s such a toxic personality, why is he captain everywhere he plays? Why does every professional, including KdB rank him so highly? I get that you don’t like him, why pretend he isn’t great though? It’s just so ********ing weird man. Genuinely so weird. He’s starting on arguably Portugals greatest ever team. You’re saying everyone around him is great, except him?? Really??
     

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