Lots of games this week, but none on Sunday? Weird! All times Central Friday, March 30 7:00 PM: Toronto - Salt Lake Saturday, March 31 12:00 PM: Orlando - NYRB, UniMas 2:00 PM: Columbus - Vancouver 2:00 PM: LA Galaxy - LAFC, Fox 5:00 PM: Chicago - Portland 7:00 PM: Minnesota - Atlanta <--- predicted gametime weather: 26 degrees with a 19 mph wind. 7:00 PM: San Jose - NYCFC, ESPN2 <--- predicted gametime weather: 70 degrees and partly cloudy, lol midwest 7:30 PM: Houston - New England 7:30 PM: Kansas City - D.C. United 8:00 PM: Colorado - Philadelphia 9:00 PM: Seattle - Montreal On a break for CCL: Dallas (haha good one, me) In the words of the Parkland students, #ShutUpAndBeObjective in the neutral play-by-play thread.
You don't want the league to be seen as a joke by playing on April 1. Though, the noon start for the Honda Superclasico is rough. Those doofuses think they battle those kids on the internet streets. The kids were born into it. They win without sinking into the sewers.
So you are saying that it is perfect weather for Atlanta, as shown by last years game in Minnesota, right?
34 games down, 357 plus 17 playoff games to go. There is no VAR, only Zuul. ALL-TIME REGULAR SEASON STATS: 5111 games, 3.42 Y/g, 1312 R, 1519 pens 2018 REGULAR SEASON STATS: 34 g, 24.12 F/g, 3.35 Y/g, 9 R, 11 pens And now, your 2018 Week 5 referees. Friday, March 30 TORONTO FC vs REAL SALT LAKE 20:00 EDT - TSN1/5, MLS LIVE (USA), KMYU REF: Allen CHAPMAN - 111 g, 3.66 Y/g, 24 R, 47 pens (2018: 3 g, 17.33 F/g, 3.33 Y/g, 0 R, 2 pens) AR1: Matthew NELSON - 90 g AR2: Joe FLETCHER - 92 g 4TH: Nima SAGHAFI VAR: Geoff GAMBLE HOME: 1.68 Y/g, 12 R AWAY: 1.98 Y/g, 12 R HOME RECORD: 68 W - 25 D - 18 L TORONTO: 12 g, 1.75 Y/g, 1 R, 6 pens vs TOR: 1.75 Y/g, 2 R, 3 pens TOR RECORD: 5 W - 3 D - 4 L RSL: 10 g, 2.60 Y/g, 1 R, 5 pens vs RSL: 2.70 Y/g, 1 R, 4 pens RSL RECORD: 3 W - 2 D - 5 L Matching or reverse fixtures: 3/4/2017 RSL 0 - 0 TOR RSL: 3 Y, 0 R, 0 pens TOR: 4 Y, 0 R, 1 pen Saturday, March 31 ORLANDO CITY SC vs RED BULL NEW YORK 13:00 EDT - UniMas, Twitter, MLS LIVE (CAN) REF: Jair MARRUFO - 224 g, 2.78 Y/g, 41 R, 66 pens (2018: 2 g, 32.00 F/g, 3.50 Y/g, 0 R, 0 pens) AR1: Kyle ATKINS - 52 g AR2: Cameron BLANCHARD - 42 g 4TH: Marcos DeOLIVEIRA VAR: Timothy FORD HOME: 1.22 Y/g, 23 R AWAY: 1.56 Y/g, 18 R HOME RECORD: 113 W - 61 D - 50 L ORLANDO: 5 g, 0.60 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen vs ORL: 1.20 Y/g, 1 R, 0 pens ORL RECORD: 3 W - 1 D - 1 L RED BULLS: 41 g, 1.20 Y/g, 6 R, 8 pens vs NYR: 1.56 Y/g, 2 R, 3 pens NYR RECORD: 18 W - 12 D - 11 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE COLUMBUS CREW SC vs VANCOUVER WHITECAPS FC 15:00 EDT - CTV, TSN4/5, MLS LIVE (USA), ABC-6 (Ohio), Spectrum Sports OH, BCSN2 REF: Jose Carlos RIVERO - 93 g, 3.91 Y/g, 26 R, 34 pens (2018: 3 g, 25.00 F/g, 4.00 Y/g, 1 R, 0 pens) AR1: Corey PARKER - 137 g AR2: Adam WIENCKOWSKI - 191 g 4TH: Hilario GRAJEDA VAR: Ramy TOUCHAN HOME: 1.80 Y/g, 8 R AWAY: 2.12 Y/g, 18 R HOME RECORD: 54 W - 16 D - 23 L COLUMBUS: 9 g, 1.67 Y/g, 1 R, 1 pen vs CLB: 1.78 Y/g, 1 R, 1 pen CLB RECORD: 5 W - 1 D - 3 L VANCOUVER: 11 g, 1.64 Y/g, 0 R, 3 pens vs VAN: 2.36 Y/g, 1 R, 1 pen VAN RECORD: 4 W - 2 D - 5 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE LOS ANGELES GALAXY vs LOS ANGELES FC 15:00 EDT - FOX REF: Mark GEIGER - 175 g, 3.42 Y/g, 40 R, 55 pens (2018: 2 g, 21.50 F/g, 3.50 Y/g, 2 R, 0 pens) AR1: Frank ANDERSON - 200 g AR2: Jeff HOSKING - 121 g 4TH: Daniel RADFORD VAR: Kevin STOTT HOME: 1.65 Y/g, 19 R AWAY: 1.77 Y/g, 21 R HOME RECORD: 84 W - 44 D - 47 L LA GALAXY: 27 g, 1.70 Y/g, 1 R, 5 pens vs LAG: 1.74 Y/g, 2 R, 3 pens LAG RECORD: 11 W - 6 D - 10 L LAFC: 1st game Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE CHICAGO FIRE vs PORTLAND TIMBERS 18:00 EDT - MLS LIVE (USA/CAN), KPTV (FOX 12) REF: Drew FISCHER - 82 g, 3.21 Y/g, 12 R, 20 pens (2018: 2 g, 25.50 F/g, 3.00 Y/g, 0 R, 0 pens) AR1: Corey ROCKWELL - 227 g AR2: Jeremy KIESO - 1 g 4TH: Rubiel VAZQUEZ VAR: Alan KELLY HOME: 1.43 Y/g, 6 R AWAY: 1.78 Y/g, 6 R HOME RECORD: 34 W - 28 D - 20 L CHICAGO: 6 g, 1.83 Y/g, 1 R, 1 pen vs CHI: 2.33 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen CHI RECORD: 2 W - 2 D - 2 L PORTLAND: 12 g, 1.42 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen vs POR: 1.83 Y/g, 1 R, 4 pens POR RECORD: 6 W - 2 D - 4 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE MINNESOTA UNITED FC vs ATLANTA UNITED FC 20:00 EDT - MLS LIVE (USA/CAN), FOX Sports South, FOX Sports North Plus REF: Chris PENSO - 125 g, 3.70 Y/g, 37 R, 45 pens (2018: 2 g, 20.50 F/g, 3.50 Y/g, 1 R, 2 pens) AR1: Brian DUNN - 95 g AR2: Nick URANGA - 24 g 4TH: Nima SAGHAFI VAR: Silviu PETRESCU HOME: 1.64 Y/g, 19 R AWAY: 2.06 Y/g, 18 R HOME RECORD: 64 W - 31 D - 30 L MINNESOTA: 3 g, 1.67 Y/g, 0 R, 0 pens vs MIN: 2.67 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen MIN RECORD: 0 W - 0 D - 3 L ATLANTA: 1 g, 5.00 Y/g, 0 R, 0 pens vs ATL: 1.00 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen ATL RECORD: 0 W - 1 D - 0 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES vs NEW YORK CITY FC 20:00 EDT - ESPN2, TSN2, MLS LIVE (???) REF: Armando VILLARREAL - 92 g, 2.98 Y/g, 22 R, 21 pens (2018: 1 g, 28.00 F/g, 5.00 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen) AR1: Ian ANDERSON - 183 g AR2: Brian POESCHEL - 121 g 4TH: Alejandro MARISCAL VAR: Younes MARRAKCHI HOME: 1.34 Y/g, 10 R AWAY: 1.64 Y/g, 12 R HOME RECORD: 43 W - 23 D - 26 L SAN JOSE: 10 g, 1.50 Y/g, 4 R, 1 pen vs SJ: 1.90 Y/g, 2 R, 1 pen SJ RECORD: 2 W - 5 D - 3 L NYCFC: 5 g, 1.60 Y/g, 0 R, 0 pens vs NYC: 2.00 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen NYC RECORD: 3 W - 0 D - 2 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE HOUSTON DYNAMO vs NEW ENGLAND REVOLUTION 20:30 EDT - MLS LIVE (USA/CAN), myTV38, KUBE 57 REF: Sorin STOICA - 72 g, 3.97 Y/g, 26 R, 36 pens (2018: 2 g, 27.50 F/g, 3.50 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen) AR1: Adam GARNER - 139 g AR2: Jason WHITE - 60 g 4TH: Guido GONZALES Jr. VAR: Ricardo SALAZAR HOME: 1.90 Y/g, 12 R AWAY: 2.07 Y/g, 14 R HOME RECORD: 30 W - 26 D - 16 L HOUSTON: 7 g, 1.57 Y/g, 1 R, 3 pens vs HOU: 2.14 Y/g, 1 R, 3 pens HOU RECORD: 4 W - 1 D - 2 L NEW ENGLAND: 6 g, 1.83 Y/g, 2 R, 1 pen vs NE: 1.67 Y/g, 3 R, 4 pens NE RECORD: 1 W - 3 D - 2 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE SPORTING KANSAS CITY vs D.C. UNITED 20:30 EDT - MLS LIVE (USA/CAN), NewsChannel 8, FOX Sports KC Plus, FOX Sports Midwest Plus REF: Baldomero TOLEDO - 246 g, 3.46 Y/g, 93 R, 89 pens (2018: 2 g, 26.00 F/g, 1.50 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen) AR1: Apolinar MARISCAL - 45 g AR2: Peter MANIKOWSKI - 182 g 4TH: Ted UNKEL VAR: Jorge GONZALEZ HOME: 1.67 Y/g, 42 R AWAY: 1.80 Y/g, 51 R HOME RECORD: 124 W - 62 D - 60 L KANSAS CITY: 37 g, 1.38 Y/g, 9 R, 6 pens vs SKC: 1.97 Y/g, 11 R, 4 pens SKC RECORD: 15 W - 9 D - 13 L D.C. UNITED: 30 g, 1.67 Y/g, 6 R, 8 pens vs DC: 1.87 Y/g, 1 R, 4 pens DC RECORD: 10 W - 10 D - 10 L Matching or reverse fixtures: 7/20/2005 KC 1 - 1 DC 6/24/2006 DC 1 - 0 KC SKC: 1 Y, 0 R, 0 pens DC: 2 Y, 0 R, 0 pens COLORADO RAPIDS vs PHILADELPHIA UNION 21:00 EDT - MLS LIVE (USA/CAN), Altitude, Live Well Network REF: Robert SIBIGA - 49 g, 3.57 Y/g, 9 R, 13 pens (2018: 3 g, 22.00 F/g, 3.67 Y/g, 0 R, 0 pens) AR1: Eric WEISBROD - 63 g AR2: Jeffrey GREESON - 35 g 4TH: Fotis BAZAKOS VAR: Kevin TERRY Jr. HOME: 1.45 Y/g, 1 R AWAY: 2.12 Y/g, 8 R HOME RECORD: 19 W - 17 D - 13 L COLORADO: 5 g, 2.40 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen vs COL: 1.60 Y/g, 0 R, 1 pen COL RECORD: 3 W - 0 D - 2 L PHILADELPHIA: 4 g, 2.25 Y/g, 0 R, 0 pens vs PHI: 2.00 Y/g, 1 R, 1 pen PHI RECORD: 3 W - 0 D - 1 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE SEATTLE SOUNDERS FC vs MONTREAL IMPACT 22:00 EDT - TVAS, MLS LIVE (USA), JOEtv, YouTube TV (Seattle) REF: Ismail ELFATH - 106 g, 3.09 Y/g, 27 R, 30 pens (2018: 3 g, 22.00 F/g, 2.33 Y/g, 2 R, 1 pen) AR1: Kathryn NESBITT - 35 g AR2: Jeremy HANSON - 99 g 4TH: Dave GANTAR VAR: Edvin JURISEVIC HOME: 1.58 Y/g, 12 R AWAY: 1.52 Y/g, 15 R HOME RECORD: 60 W - 24 D - 22 L SEATTLE: 14 g, 1.29 Y/g, 1 R, 2 pens vs SEA: 2.07 Y/g, 2 R, 2 pens SEA RECORD: 5 W - 5 D - 4 L MONTREAL: 7 g, 1.86 Y/g, 2 R, 1 pen vs MTL: 1.57 Y/g, 3 R, 1 pen MTL RECORD: 4 W - 1 D - 2 L Matching or reverse fixtures: NONE All team stats include playoff games
All-time team records, including playoff games. All shootouts are draws. Code: Pl. TM - "PPG" ( W- D- L) 1. LAF - 3.000 ( 2- 0- 0)** 2. ATL - 1.632 ( 17- 11- 10)* 3. SEA - 1.601 (151- 77-103) 4. LAG - 1.591 (348-184-240) 5. NYC - 1.464 ( 45- 26- 39)* 6. CHI - 1.432 (267-171-241) 7. HOU - 1.425 (160-127-139) 8. CLB - 1.418 (293-180-274) 9. DAL - 1.407 (288-180-274) 10. DCU - 1.404 (290-176-279) 11. SKC - 1.400 (284-194-269) 12. POR - 1.383 ( 91- 77- 85) 13. NYR - 1.379 (287-172-290) 14. RSL - 1.360 (164-116-167) 15. SJE - 1.356 (237-185-239) 16. NER - 1.322 (266-183-293) 17. VAN - 1.317 ( 87- 67- 95)* 18. MIA - 1.288 ( 48- 26- 58)* 18. TBM - 1.288 ( 74- 33- 91)* 20. COL - 1.281 (257-173-307) 21. MTL - 1.273 ( 76- 47- 93)* 22. TOR - 1.228 (119-100-153) 23. ORL - 1.190 ( 31- 32- 42)* 23. PHI - 1.190 ( 83- 76-114)* 25. MIN - 1.105 ( 12- 6- 20)* 26. CHV - 1.104 ( 94- 80-154)* *Zero MLS Cup appearances **First year team
TOR vs RSL on the TV. HOU vs Utah Royals on the computer... how am I supposed to keep up with chat here on BS???
It is hard enough to combat kids on the interwebs. To try to do so and call them out while some classmates are still recovering from wounds is horrendous. I think these kids know they have the floor to speak. Can't shout them down on their turf.
I primarily use a cheap tablet at this point. They're more than capable for most browsing and I'm a fan of windows full of tabs. lil Nicky doing grown ass Nicky things
I get the discussion about the handball, but that is called nearly every time if the ref sees it. Hell, a 2nd pk now.